i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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