i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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