So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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