just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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