its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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