We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize