is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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