just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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