I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Pants are for mortals
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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