i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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