Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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