how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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