We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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