She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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