Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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