is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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