whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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