The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
where does the pee come out of this thing
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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