You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
