If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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