Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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