wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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