i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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