Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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