so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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