NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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