Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
third nipple confirmed
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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