all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Dick very happy bro
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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