ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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