It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I need water and some morals
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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