I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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