Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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