He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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