i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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