Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
this will be a night to untag.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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