just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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