I'm gonna have a badass scar
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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