? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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