he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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