dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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