ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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