weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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