I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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