You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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