Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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