theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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