I CAN MOONWALK!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
