You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize
