We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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