We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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