no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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