i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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