A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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