idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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