apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think a kid would responsible me up
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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