How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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