Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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