Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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