you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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