Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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