just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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